pineapple on pizza

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA- A GODSENT DISCOVERY!

'man how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?'

'SERIOUSLY?? I LOVE pineapple on pizza'

by hrtz February 16, 2022

Pizza

The thing that Americans think the made and the thing that a new yorker can argue with you for 5 hours about

italian: Amico la pizza è italiana perché continui a dire che non lo è?

New Yorkers/Americans: Shut the actual heck up

by Learn to play kid June 9, 2021

Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/

by SonoControl October 2, 2013

John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.

John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.

by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022

Pizza

its food

ring ring "hello this is the pizza place you order from" said the pizza guy "uh yeah hi id like a peperoni pizza" said probably you "allright bada bing" said the pizza guy

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023

I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016