ASS PIRATE

A homosexual

You are a ASS PIRATE!

by thescumdictionary July 10, 2022

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.

Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

Pirate hello

Raping and pillaging. Opposite of the Irish goodbye. The pirate hello consists of raping and pillaging

Quinn’s asleep after Irish goodbyeing. Time to go pirate hello him.

“Little bear” decided to pirate hello the gym the other day and is now going to prison.

by Magnummax September 15, 2023

pirate sliding

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song

me and the boys went pirate sliding last night

by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022