sun pirate

A person, most likely a woman, who battles the sun with sunscreen and a massive wide brimmed hat.

Oh my Gosh, I'm married to a Sun Pirate. She won't go outside without her pirate regalia

by Lord Fontelroy, III July 29, 2023

Sky Pirate

the most ruthless scunning and conning pirates around, their pirate ship can fly in the skies, on the ocean and dive in the ocean. they steal anything from anyone even little kids and their candy...hell the kid their self too.

sky pirates get away with anything, they hate land luvers. luvers means lovers.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

Nipple Pirate

An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.

Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.

by Galevekon November 17, 2013

Pirate's Eye

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.

Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye

by littlenis May 1, 2009

pirate

cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her

I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it

by garrett kearney May 13, 2005