by Hardstuff May 29, 2004
Get the Chucky air lawmug. A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.
by AndyMiami May 30, 2007
Get the Fake Mother In Lawmug. A practitioner of law suited towards the welfare of citizens capable of flight and victims of fowl play.
In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.
Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.
Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.
Don't trust Birdlaw.
In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.
Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.
Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.
Don't trust Birdlaw.
Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"
-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"
-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)
by Viaggro February 8, 2022
Get the Birdlaw (Bird Law)mug. The phenomenon of barely mediocre-looking males finding themselves fought over by increasingly desperate single women going through a quarter-life crisis who, by default, turn to any single (or not single) guy within proximity.
"So Brian lives with his parents, is hugely in debt, eats mayo sandwiches, is in law school because he's afraid of the real world and has manboobs... but he's kinda cute in his own way"
"that's because you're 27, law school leaves no time to meet anyone, and you think you'll die alone. You need to get out of Sullivan Hall - he's just law school hot."
"that's because you're 27, law school leaves no time to meet anyone, and you think you'll die alone. You need to get out of Sullivan Hall - he's just law school hot."
by Seattle U Law 2011 January 19, 2009
Get the law school hotmug. Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
Get the Jacob's Third Lawmug. The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.
I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
by jazequah March 15, 2011
Get the The Universal Law of Balancemug. -Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 16, 2010
Get the Murphy's Law of Drivingmug.