Ethan

Ethan is a orange stupid fat fuck who regularly sits outside fast food restaurants scavenging for smoked roll ups (mainly McDonald’s). He is a well known scrounger amongst family & friends and frequently requests to ‘borrow’ money with absolutely no intention of ever paying them back. Ethan’s dream as a child was to reach ELITE 1 Division in FUT.. however due to unfortunate circumstances, ethan sustained an injury to his left index finger meaning he’s absolutely awful & will never achieve this dream.. Unfortunately, this led to a spiral of uncharacteristic behaviours & now Ethan is a hobo.

Ethan Fifa

by spoonn November 23, 2021

Ethan and Tyler

MADDEX IS A BOTTOM TYLER AND ETHAN ARE T

maddex is a bottom ethan and tyler arent

by maddex is a BOTTOM March 17, 2020

Ethan

he uses fish as pencils and wont let go of the fact his dog isnt an aeroplane

Ethan: "I SEEN EM FLY I SWEAR"

by I hate concerts May 15, 2021

Ethan

Ethan get off Fortnite

Ethan's Mother: Ethan get off Fortnite
Ethan: No

by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022

Ethan

Loves potatoes is potato king also loves queen

Ethan is nice

by Hitherehuman March 10, 2019

Ethan

A man who will take the time to get to know you and if you are lucky you might be able to begin a relationship with him.
A man you will never forget because of his great personality

"Hey who's that?"
"That's my amazing boyfriend.. ethan<3"

(If you see this no you didn't)

by Grrboilol February 18, 2022

Ethan’s law

A mathematical equation meaning 0.999 recuring is equal to 1 due to a third being 0.333 recuring so 3 thirds aka 1 hole is equal to 0.9999 recuring

I used Ethan’s law to figure out if it actually equaled one

by Maverick8223 August 14, 2025