Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.

Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."

by Jwil August 31, 2013

Wall of text

Hey, I'm just insulting you blatantly. Believe it or not that gif is just the gif that appeared as a search result. I WILL beat you up though. I am where I am and said what I said and if you take issue with anything that I've said you're going to have to take issue with it in the context of my international fame and sucess as a writer and commentator. Which is why it isn't ACTUALLY indirect. There's nothing INDIRECT happening on my end. I am Hym now.

Hym "No, if I had any real criticism I would come in the for of a wall of text and I know you don't read those. I just want you to know that I watched the video. Really, what's funny about the insults is that you know who I am, you know where I am, you KNOW I can't go anywhere, and you know that acknowledging me would immediately grant me the capacity to go wherever I need to be to call your bluff on not saying things to the faces of people. I'd work out first. Fix the hole in my tooth. Get some antibiotics in me. Bam! Perfectly ready to say whatever I need to say to whoevers face I please. You're just ignoring me. That's all. You can't call my bluff because my status elevates immediately. You have to tolerate the insults because IF YOU DON'T and I'm not the coward you need to frame me as, I gain immediately. Just like that stupid fucking cripple. You see it? You see how fucking irritating that is? You going to work there and tolerate that? You can barely tolerate what I'm going NOW! YOU CHOSE THE SAME RESPONSE I DID! APPARENTLY I GOT IT RIGHT! I AM DOING IT RIGHT AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I TRIGGER THE SAME RESPONSE! HA!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"

Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.

by e2y June 1, 2019

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

No Text To Speech

Code word for Gacha life roleplaying

No Text To Speech is my favorite Youtuber

by Tsukami June 25, 2023