state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.

Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"

by Zarod January 8, 2022

United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception

The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government

by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024

San Jose State

A Job Corps that charges for tuition, books, and housing.

I'm finna get my learn on at tha San Jose State.

by Alphawolf2006 April 5, 2025

Athens State University

Athens State University is an Alabama public state university. It was founded on December 9, 1822. Originally, Athens State was four year residential campus with greek life and sports. However, gradually over time they got rid of these and today it is a 2 year upper level only campus.

S1: I'm going to Athens State University!

S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.

by LittleCheezDog June 2, 2016

State of Palestine

Renamed land taken from the Kingdom of Israel and Judea by the Roman Empire in 135 CE to lower the Jewish identity in the region.

Hey, have you heard about the State of Palestine recently?

by SirBillingsworth March 2, 2025

Golden State Warriors

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

State capture

After the corrupt relationship the former President of South Africa,Jacob Zuma had with a family generally known as the Gupta brothers,any form of government collusion with anyone to squander State funds is now called State Capture

A State Capture commission was setup to see how much the state lost to the Gupta brothers

by Xovizwe Mgubhela November 12, 2022