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caleb roberson

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.
"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."
by dxdxp December 22, 2016
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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone
i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach
by woahits_reese February 13, 2017
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rabbit robert

two personalities of one person. Who is always cool rabbit is the chill one robert is the angry one. both great at sex. Rabbit Robert are my personalities
Rabbit Robert are both my personalities.
by rabbit.g0d February 16, 2017
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spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.
I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.
by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017
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ole robert

ganske nice egt
ole robert er ganskje nice egt
by chabel June 26, 2017
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