riding my horsey

A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.

Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.

Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*

by Demascuslol March 23, 2011

Best friends ride

The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me

by Bustaman69 August 11, 2019

Wisconsin bull ride

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds

“You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”

by Wibullrider December 24, 2022

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Ride-A-Long Banger

Someone who associates with gang members but is afraid to act accordingly when it is time to "catch a body."

That fool Joshua is just Ride-A-Long Banger, when they started shootin he ran like a bitch!

by librawomen$ August 2, 2015

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.

"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.

by Fahkmee October 25, 2011