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robert downey jr

a sexy dilf who looks 30 and can give anyone a heart attack with his beautiful smile. defo a sass god
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Robert Gilman

I wish I had that Robert Gilman money. I would retire yesterday.
by Shiettttt August 19, 2021
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Robert

A man who doesn't shit
HOW THE FUCK HAS ROBERT HELD IT IN FOR 200 HOURS?
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robertm2963

robertm2963’s butt hurts
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Robert

I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
I caught Robert crossdressing just to fool a guy into buying him stuff off Amazon.
by Scorviee September 6, 2021
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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
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Robert Snell

The living equivalent of a boss fight, Robert Snell can do anything you can but better. Robert is able to domesticate and living being and recite the entirety of Big Iron. Robert is also the lord of all memes, not even Pwediepie can beat him.
by Penis Dweller September 8, 2021
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