Unicorn Piss

another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum

“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”

by 73JT August 12, 2022

Cool Pissed

a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.

Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed

by austin5629816532 June 6, 2011

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

Piss and Dash

The act of urinating then leaving the restroom before anyone realizes you didn't wash your hands.

Jeff: Dude?!?! How did you get back so fast?
Scott: Dude, It's called piss and dash! Time is of the essence.

by Mullet Runner February 22, 2011

piss camp

a gathering of "occupy-ists" where piss seems to be the main attraction

Person1: "Hey what's going on in them tents over there?"
Person2: "Oh that's just Occupy ____; it's the best PISS CAMP around!"

by occupyurban November 16, 2011

Piss Rocket

When you piss in a bottle of coke and put a Mentos in it.

Tom: "OH SHIT"
Tim: "What?"
Tom: "A group of children, shoot a Piss Rocket at them."
Tim: "Got it"

by ririinsta January 16, 2022

Morse piss

Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.

Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.

by HOMERO89 November 9, 2017