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wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.
by chipbully November 2, 2014
mugGet the wallet piratemug.

Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.
Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.
by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024
mugGet the Pirate pissmug.

pirate sliding

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022
mugGet the pirate slidingmug.

Pirate hello

Raping and pillaging. Opposite of the Irish goodbye. The pirate hello consists of raping and pillaging
Quinn’s asleep after Irish goodbyeing. Time to go pirate hello him.

Little bear” decided to pirate hello the gym the other day and is now going to prison.
by Magnummax September 15, 2023
mugGet the Pirate hellomug.

Referral Pirate

A person that, downloads an app, with intentions of using the referral rewards program in the app to sign up new users With NO intentions of utilizing the app for future use

Anyone that signs up under there referral code, does the steps clearly stated in the terms and conditions, gets paid $$
Guess I'ma be a referral pirate for $5-$30

WITH CASHAPP. Someone told me anywhere from $5-$30... I just gotta:
Get the app.
Enter your referral code into their profile.
Link a debit card.
Send $5 within 14 days of using the referral code
by $burgess9969 March 16, 2023
mugGet the Referral Piratemug.

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
mugGet the Water Piratemug.

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