Poo Nark

Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.

Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.

by Rusty Rod August 28, 2009

Poo Knuckler

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.

Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!

by Walruses unite February 20, 2011

Poo-ruse

When you look over something like a magazine or something on your phone while taking a poo 💩

Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)

Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.

by Chip and Rip December 31, 2020

peeksie poo

To take a look at; to peruse

I don't know... let me take a peeksie poo.

by Amy Kate December 16, 2004

Scuba poo

the type of poo that just flows out

mr J.A hilton had a bad case of scuba poos, resulting in a puddle of excrement by his feet.

by christophiser March 4, 2009

poo snatch

Your butthole; especially when refering to it as a sexual organ, as in talking about "putting it in their poo snatch".

Guy 1: Hey dude, I got so much cutty last night!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I got more poo snatch than you could believe!

by getwicked May 29, 2010

poo situation

A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.

The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013