Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)
Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.
Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.
by Chip and Rip January 01, 2021
When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.
Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."
Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
by Dasterdly Drunk June 21, 2012
A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
by Amy Kate December 17, 2004
(N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.
Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...
by bla.. August 07, 2010
by Rusty Rod August 20, 2009
a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...
the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*
Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.
the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*
Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.
Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.
Man Poo's are also typicall Males.
Man Poo's are also typicall Males.
by Mekyle Astroturf February 16, 2009