Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018
Get the Curly Short Onesmug. Len: You know that guy down the street?
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan
by Racist Youth-in-Asia May 19, 2015
Get the short teethmug. Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 12, 2018
Get the Criminally shortmug. by Gary hardcocks October 25, 2019
Get the short titsmug. 
by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022
Get the Shortmug.