Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Short

Very Very

Short

by OKjjjjjjj January 27, 2022

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018

Short

you

you're short

by joejoerefference October 30, 2021

kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023

staying short

To go out (to a bar or someones place) for a short duration of time.

JD: Hey, how's it going. Sorry I can't stay, I've got to be awake at 6 o'clock tomorrow.
Regis: There's nothing wrong with "staying short"/"going short"/"short tripping".

You go to a bar with the intent of being there only to be seen, have one drink, see someone that is conveniently available and GTFO (get the f**k out) as soon as possible.

by JD Hall November 15, 2007

short pork

Nickname for a penis.

Look at those short porks!

by DellOne55 January 23, 2008