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egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.
'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'
by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014
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Plonked off

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days
Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!
by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013
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Meme off

When someone and yourself send memes to each other and face off or "meme off" until someone sends laughing emojis.
Bro 1: Hey bro, that was a nice meme off. You almost had me with the "The Mandalorian" one.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, that was a great one. I was hoping that would get you. I'm not surprised I lost to your Hannibal Buress narrating a game of tennis one. That one is hilarious.
Bro 1: That meme is my favorite one, bro. It gets me every time.
by MemeLord5729 April 19, 2020
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Nerding Off

When your talking to a person and they start going off about a comic book hero or video game and all you can do is nod and pretend you understand what they are saying
Girl 1: Hey! how was your weekend?
Girl 2: Oh fun. i was busy dodging lightning bolts in the thunder plains

Girl 3: wha...?
Girl 2: Oh you see i have to dodge them 200 times in order to get the venus sigil and... (blah blah blah)

Girl 1: oh look there she goes nerding off again
by xXMiss_SuicideXx May 29, 2010
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Bone Off

Frogge- "bro can i have an extra nug in my share?"
Tom- "Bone off bro, you have enough!"

or
Chris " Can i have some of your guy's pizza?"
Ren " Bone off , I bought this. Sad!"
by bigshmoke6969 October 16, 2017
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got off

to do something good,do good,did somthing to the max level
1.sitting down looking at a music video and a singer start's to sing very well, soo you say damn he,she got off in that song. 2.damn you got off in that dance.3.damn every time you jerk(dance) you alway's get off.
by johnnyboyyy:)!!! July 9, 2010
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Grunge Off

Commercially available chemical for cleaning residue from inside of bongs. Contains chemicals you probably shouldn't be inhaling. Use Palmolive mixed with baking soda instead.
Palmolive & baking soda works better than Grunge Off anyway.
by Madmann October 8, 2005
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