straight trippin

a moron making an idiot of himself by saying or doing somthing really moronic

damn that jive motha fucka is straight trippin hittin on my girl

by ben speary September 15, 2003

straight piper

A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.

"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"

by Benji Barker March 08, 2008

Super straight

Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect

Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt

by Webb 131 March 11, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is transphobic in disguise.

Person 1 : I’m super straight!
Person 2 : so your transphobic
Person 1 : ...How did you know?

by Superstraight_phobic March 08, 2021

Super Straight

FAKE sexuality made bye transphobes to joke, trans people,

I'm super Straight, Oh so your a piece of shit

by ._rocketship_.1 April 06, 2021

Super Straight

A sexual preference for members of the opposite sex, whom have remained the same sex since birth.

After years of being made to feel like an outcast and a lesser person for my preferences, I’m finally able to define and be proud of said preference. I am Super Straight.

by South London and Proud March 07, 2021

Super straight

The title used when men are so far in the closet they want to make a sexuality based on excluding trans people. They also like trans men and have Urophilia: Arousal to urine or urinating others, won’t admit it.

Person one: “ I’m super straight”

Person two: “go die” *pushes them off a cliff”

by Super straightphobic and proud March 07, 2021