When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Smoke Romance

Song created by tyrone and tyler. A smoke romance is defined by smoking lotsa weed and dancing.

P1: you got a girl?
P2: yeah we got a smoke romance

by Loki8765456 June 21, 2023

Fuck you smoke

After someone completely pisses you off it is the act of lighting up your cigarette or cigar before or during you going completely off on someone or ignoring orshunning them completely. Often times resulting in blowing smoke in the face of someone intentionally or unintentionally due to not giving a fuck.

You know when she lights up her fuck you smoke the fight is about to be on.

by Grillspeed January 17, 2021

Smoke

Singaporean's way of saying 'bullshit' as in 'bluff'.

I always smoke through the exam.

That girl smoked her Q&A questions so hard the Air Pollution Index rose.

by Majulah Junior College November 3, 2017

are on smoke

Same meaning as “your on fire” but less extreme

“Yo Jared you are on smoke rn”
“Lil nga I am on fire not smoke”

by Sir Alex III November 6, 2023

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019