nerd

One who says 2+2=fish

Justin: hey lyndsey whats 2+2=
Lyndsey: fish?
Justin: ur a nerd! Lol

by suckybowler June 20, 2010

nerd

1.a kid who gets really good grades and is a goody good
2.someone who plays video games every day or most of the time
3.a creeper
4. someone who has no freinds

5.thinks of other sex all the time, or the same sex

6. someone that is preepy
7.no lifes/bums
8.someone who dosnt talk enless someone talks to them or is told to talk
9.wanna be's
10.likes school or enjoys it, looks forward to it
11.knows alot of words
12.sits on the computer/tv all day
13.a kid thats over ten years old and still plays with alot of toys
14.spends alot of time with there mom's and dad's
15.somene who thinks they are smart
16.a really dumb person, knows nothing about anythingor whats going on in the world.
i have other definitions for a nerd but i didnt feel like putting them on here

that kid is a nerd, he got all A+'s.

by someone from michagan April 3, 2010

nerd

A name given to a person that is generally known to be obsessed to a certain topic .

Stereotypes of nerds include:

1. Intellegent
2. Pathetic
3. Obsessed with things like computers, anime, science, and etc.
4. Glasses
5. A Pet Peeve
6. Feeble
The Truth is Nerds aren't all intelligent, pathetic or annoying. But some people develop a "Nerd Complex" after be teased and socially rejected some they decide to act smart or pathetic intentionally.

But a Nerd is simply a person obsessed to something to an extreme point. It nothing to do with IQ.

Also a Nerd can also be someone that easily gets obsessed.

Nerd:" Dead Space 2 better not have any more Asteroids!"

by Opopi July 18, 2009

NEO Nerd

A nerd that specializes in Near Earth Objects, be it mitigation, tracking or mining operations, these nerds are hardcore space rock junkies.

NEAT at NASA are a bunch of NEO Nerds.

by Cyrano Fawkes December 18, 2009

nerd

All of you dont are mis-interpreting the meaning of "nerd", nerd is not a person, nerd is the substance that covers a "Geek", making him the most useless, most lame, and the most cut-off from the rest of the world loser. A person who is full of nerd usually wears the following:
1. Nerdy glasses.
2. Ugly, no-longer-fashionable shirt .
3. Ugly no-longer fashionable pants (should be raised as much as possible).
4. Long socks.
5. Old shoes, that used to be cool when ADIDAS released it's first sneakers.
6. Huge watch which little kids like to wear.
7. Ugly bowl haircut.
8. The first Nokia phone ever released with "who let the dogs out" ringtone.
9. Lamest personality ever..EVER.
CAUTION : "Nerd" is a highly contagious substance and should be totally avoided. "Nerd" covers a geek and all of his possesions, so DO NOT take or borrow any of the geek's possesions unless you're gonna use them to kill the nerd.Note: No cure has yet been discovered to get rid of "nerd", simply because "Geeks" are not willing to find the cure because it will remove all the "nerd" from them.

Mike: Duude, can i borrow a pen?
Larry the Geek : Sure, which one? I have a collection :D
Chris: Mike, dude, don't take it, it's full of "nerd", you'll get the "nerd" on yourself duude. You can't get rid of that shit.
Mike: OH F@%K !

by ShinySpoons April 4, 2009

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Nerd Badge

n. The ID badge that employees of Google, yahoo, apple and other major tech companies are required to use to get into the building and wear around like a weird dork pride beacon when they go out to lunch with other nerds

Me: Dude, look at that nerd walking around with his Nerd Badge and his other nerd friends thinking that its cool that they work for Apple

Friend: Yeah, they look like dorks; do you think they'll ever get a girlfriend?

Me: ..........No

by -AJ April 23, 2011