A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.
by nick December 10, 2006
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Get the Mexican Tennis mug.A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.
6th Grade Classroom anywhere in Mexico:
Teacher: Chuy please tell me the definition of a Unique Mexican.
Chuy: A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.
Teacher: 100 percent Chuy.
Teacher: Chuy please tell me the definition of a Unique Mexican.
Chuy: A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.
Teacher: 100 percent Chuy.
by markemarkmark July 18, 2011
Get the Unique Mexican mug.Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.
Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.
by Chef Duck September 25, 2011
Get the Mexican Poltergeist mug.A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.
by #1 Banana March 1, 2017
Get the mexican chilis mug.A drinking game played with non other than the following ingredients:
- Table or hard surface
- Ping Pong Ballz
- Small "thimble" sized Margarita-filled cups
- Sufficient tolerance of brain freeze
- MINIMUM 5 comically large sombreros
- Dirty Sanchez(es). For everyone.
Made popular at many large Crunkfests around North American.
- Table or hard surface
- Ping Pong Ballz
- Small "thimble" sized Margarita-filled cups
- Sufficient tolerance of brain freeze
- MINIMUM 5 comically large sombreros
- Dirty Sanchez(es). For everyone.
Made popular at many large Crunkfests around North American.
by BallzDeep69-68? November 19, 2010
Get the Mexican TopGun mug.A traditional Mexican sexual act consisting inserting a hard shell taco into another man’s anus then eating said taco.
I was trying to Mexican Manhole Jose but the shell kept breaking.
Nothing fills you up better than a good old Mexican Manhole.
Nothing fills you up better than a good old Mexican Manhole.
by BIGGD September 8, 2019
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