half mexican

A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.

Watch out for 'dat guy, he's half mexican.

by nick December 10, 2006

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Mexican Tennis

The playing of volleyball over a tennis net using soccer rules. Also known as Soccer Tennis.

Sebastian, next time we're hanging out lets play some Mexican Tennis.

by kdawgw April 30, 2010

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Mexican Volcano

When a man blows his load into his girlfriend/boyfriends asshole. Then his partner gets on their hands and knees with their ass in the air, and clenches their asshole, causing a burst or "volcano" of jizz to come shooting out.

Friend: Dude, I heard you and your bae did a Mexican Volcano last night.

Dude: Yeah bro. It left a pretty big mess!

by TheAcornnMan July 28, 2014

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Unique Mexican

A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.

6th Grade Classroom anywhere in Mexico:

Teacher: Chuy please tell me the definition of a Unique Mexican.

Chuy: A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.

Teacher: 100 percent Chuy.

by markemarkmark July 18, 2011

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Mexican TopGun

A drinking game played with non other than the following ingredients:

- Table or hard surface
- Ping Pong Ballz
- Small "thimble" sized Margarita-filled cups
- Sufficient tolerance of brain freeze
- MINIMUM 5 comically large sombreros
- Dirty Sanchez(es). For everyone.

Made popular at many large Crunkfests around North American.

What's that sound... a mariatchi? NOPE. It's a Mexican TopGun.

by BallzDeep69-68? November 19, 2010

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