Matthew

Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.

I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.

by potatodonkey February 24, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.

Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!

by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022

Matthew Crab

a winner who eats Cian

Matthew crab is a WINNER

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022

Matthew

A person who has not watched the office.

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.

by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022

Matthew

a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches

Matthew stop kissing all the girls

by shoe poo March 6, 2022

Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a one of kind guy.He honestly is one of the most kind and genuine person you will ever meet.He always knows how to have fun and brighten any day.Mathew is usually a old soul when it comes to dating and loves to put his hole heart into it.He also as a great taste in music and food.You will never find anything better than a Matthew.He’s also a fun guy to get high and drunk with on a shitty night.One thing I will say tho is he is a anime nerd and has a small garden obsession(not that it’s bad tho...)Over all he is a great guy and a amazing friend to have in your life.

Really tho Matthew you gotta stop with the gardening it’s getting a bit much.

by KenKay02 August 11, 2021