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Alpha Male

‘oi have you watched the alpha males new video?’
‘who’s the alpha male?’
‘george memeulous
by jesusfuckingggchrist April 9, 2020
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Sigma Male

Obnoxious, pretentious, self-aggrandizing zoomer nonsense where they think they need to be alphas to alphas.

Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.

(See also: putz)
The Sigma Male never wipes after using the bathroom. The sigma male knows his time is limited and important, so every second counts. The 30 seconds it takes to wipe means he gets that much less work done. The Sigma is unfazed by an itchy buttcrack, but if he must scratch, he will dig in without care for what others think.
by RocksInMyHead45 November 28, 2024
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Brown Skin Male

1. You will need to check your car to travel to places.
2. You are the working class.
3. You are a brown skin male.
4. You will have to clean your car.
5. You will feel entitled to be you.
6. You are a child of God.
7. You are a great father.
8. You will graduate college.
9. You will succeed.
10. You cum and ejaculation is not infected.
11. You are a brown skin male.
12.You are a great male.
13. You are a great male.
14. You will be that great doctorate.
"It's a great brown skin male!" Said London.
by Dr. Deloris February 1, 2024
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Male Feminist Pig

A man who has engaged in womanizing, philandering, or exploiting power imbalances in personal relationships with women, yet genuinely advocates for women's rights, champions feminist causes, or highlights the challenges women face in society. The term nods to "male chauvinist pig," juxtaposing problematic personal behavior with authentic public advocacy for gender equality.
Despite his history of questionable relationships, the professor was a male feminist pig, tirelessly advocating for equal pay and amplifying women's voices in academia.
by Raquel de la Roche July 16, 2025
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Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.
by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025
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Jolof Male

A male who is at the top of the social hierarchy. Above Alpha, Sigma and Yoghurt. He is a kind, thoughtful and conscientious gentleman who enjoys eating jolof rice and can crank 90s and wall-ramp rush in the popular online video game fortnite.
by hazyes November 13, 2023
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beta male

someone named Liam Powell.
The name Liam Powell defines beta male
This kids a beta male; or this kids a Liam Powell
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