A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.
by nick December 10, 2006
Get the half mexican mug.The act of spreading a woman's anus open with your thumbs, then peering into it like a periscope. Technically could be performed on anyone, by anyone, but in the original example it was a man performing the act on a woman.
Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.
Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.
by TexasCracker April 11, 2013
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Get the Mexican Monkey mug.Man I really need to take a dump but there's way too many Mexican Jellyfish in the Port A John to risk an STD.
by Bulldog13 September 13, 2016
Get the Mexican Jellyfish mug.A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.
by #1 Banana March 1, 2017
Get the mexican chilis mug.A drinking game played with non other than the following ingredients:
- Table or hard surface
- Ping Pong Ballz
- Small "thimble" sized Margarita-filled cups
- Sufficient tolerance of brain freeze
- MINIMUM 5 comically large sombreros
- Dirty Sanchez(es). For everyone.
Made popular at many large Crunkfests around North American.
- Table or hard surface
- Ping Pong Ballz
- Small "thimble" sized Margarita-filled cups
- Sufficient tolerance of brain freeze
- MINIMUM 5 comically large sombreros
- Dirty Sanchez(es). For everyone.
Made popular at many large Crunkfests around North American.
by BallzDeep69-68? November 19, 2010
Get the Mexican TopGun mug.when you get a mexican woman's breast milk, cum, and urine an put it on a slip n' slide and make her drink and slide on it. you then fuck the girl anally and then add on to the fun sexual slip n' slide.
by caa779 November 14, 2011
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