Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019

Light saber

A light saber is when you pour the liquid from a glow stick onto your dick and go to a dark room to helicopter it around

"When I saw the new Star Wars movie I pulled a light saber in the theater."

by Big poppa bear January 8, 2017

Fate Of Light

An action series created by animator Drill Thrill in which several square characters embark on several dangerous missions and tasks.

Can't wait 5 more months for another Fate Of Light episode!

by BruhhyGuy46 November 28, 2021

Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

South Carolina Brake Light

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Light Shopping

It’s like Window shopping, but viewing Christmas lights on houses.

Let’s go light shopping!

That house looks so cool!

by PaulTheWilson December 10, 2017

Leading Light

Rhyming slang for "Gobshite". People who explain quite confidently how things should be done, but really they have no clue, or their own agenda that benefits no-one but themselves.

He's explaining how war benefits mankind, what an utter Leading Light.

by RealityIsASimulation August 16, 2022