Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

godalan04 has joined the lobby

An indication that the god has joined the lobby

godalan04 has joined the lobby
Person one: OMG the god has joined our game

by godalan04 October 2, 2019

godalan04 has joined the lobby

An indication that the almighty lord and savior god alan has joined the lobby

godalan04 has joined the lobby
Person one: our lord and savior has come among us

by godalan04 October 2, 2019

in her lobby

Fucking

Jen is so hot. I was in her lobby last week, solid piece of ass

by Urban Definer 69 August 22, 2020

Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

Doing a Loba

Doing is excellent job at procrastination when faced with the delegation of responsibilities.

Thats not my job, im doing a Loba.

by YorkshireD August 19, 2021

Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.

Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?

by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022