by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025
Get the Kevinmug. Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.
Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.
by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025
Get the Kevinmug. Hey did you hear about that bitch Kevin Shan who posted some anti-China anti America anti everything shit yesterday?
by KManKDownK November 23, 2021
Get the Kevin Shanmug. A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces
by Stinky possum December 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. by Xssslayer November 22, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.
Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."
by Cross Reigns June 9, 2023
Get the kevin morrismug.