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Tunnel Jew

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.
“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
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Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 22, 2024
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Jew

An acronym of the punk rock band Jimmy Eat World, most known for their song, The Middle.
Me: You've heard that song by Jew?
Other person: I'd rather listen to MCR or FOB.
by cstrong February 2, 2024
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As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences
"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"
by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024
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Jew

someone of any race or religion that is stingy, greedy, untrustworthy, lying & just a straight up nigger.
That nigger Kane is being a fkg Jew.. He needs some act right.
by Trixxier Crisp February 8, 2024
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Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.
Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.
by gregben November 20, 2023
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gay jew bug

A gay Jewish Bug.
Henry Grant is a prime example of a bug whom is Jewish and Homosexual.
"bro thats disgusting what is that"
"oh that? thats the gay jew bug henry gay grant"
by Churgerman November 28, 2023
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