Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.
Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022
Get the Jakemug. He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.
Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him
Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.
Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.
by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.
by BottomBoi24 February 3, 2020
Get the Jakemug. 
This guy is the biggest faggot you will ever get the opportunity to meet see a duck he’s sucked it. Like even Morgan Freeman hates him he’s so gay and he doesn’t even know him.
by Barry micockiner May 13, 2019
Get the jake suttiemug. A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".
"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
by 718Italian February 6, 2025
Get the Jakesmug. a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023
Get the Jakemug.