Jack Stubbs

One silly motherfucker that has a lack of time on his hands, but rather a surplus of dicks.

Obama can be a real Jack Stubbs sometimes.

by The Unicorn Man October 22, 2013

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Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

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A Jack Marsh is somebody that trembles in the sight of a father figure due to a dodgy past. A Jack Marsh for the most part will be an absolute bellend and be often subject to playing the victim card. His family name goes down generations in the fens due to 90% of the town chatteris being somehow related. A Jack Marsh is a boy of few words but when spoke to you are guaranteed major autism.

John: where's Jack Marsh?
Bill: Kev's.

by FlynnyJoe October 29, 2019

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emo jacking

Cutting your self while simultaneously jacking yourself off

Bro what are those cuts on your arm
I was emo jacking last night

by P@nduh November 18, 2016

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thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

by Clean & LA April 28, 2008

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Jack's Mann

A shortening for Jack's Mannequin, one the best bands ever.

Me: How come Death Cab for Cutie gets shortened to death cab, but Jack's mannequin has not shortened name?

My Friend: 'Cause nobody ever thought to call them Jack's Mann :D

And so, Jack's Mann was defined :)

by 'Ronies September 19, 2009

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