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Friend surfing

Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.
Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...

Friend surfing!!
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
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Bad Friend

Someone that does not bring their friend toilet paper.
Friend -"Hey did you bring me toilet paper?"
Bad Friend-"Nope"
Friend-"You're a Bad Friend™"
by Zauz February 28, 2017
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Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.
So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.
by FWSScontact January 7, 2013
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sib-friend

when a friend becomes fully integrated into your family
when sib-friends talk to each other: how's mom doing?
...imma live in your basement
by mox+gam November 29, 2020
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Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.
Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("
by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008
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Best Friend

A best friend is a person you can trust. Thats the most important part of being a best friend. They never lie to you, and always give you the straight up response whether you want to hear it or not. You know you have a best friend when you start putting them infront of your own needs and always are trying to make them happy even if your not. A best friend cares for you, and themselves. You can always read what theyre trying to say, and you can always feel if theyre in pain or sad. The happy part is you can always feel there happiness. Even if you and your best friend are fighting for whatever reason, they will ALWAYS have that special part in your heart.
I miss being able to tell my best friend anything.
by Shark Week 96 September 10, 2012
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Benjamin friends

friends who are around certain people that have money, but as soon as the money runs out they're gone
Man' that guy had a bunch of friends at the party.
yea... they're all benjamin friends....
by COLGAR November 30, 2009
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