by ben speary September 15, 2003
A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
by Benji Barker March 08, 2008
When you're fuckkin flossin and you showin out in front of every crew and stealin every nigga's bitch
by I'd rather bang screw January 08, 2018
adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite sex/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles
Yo, that girl Linda has never fucked a man but when we out at the club and she's faded, she's up on all kinds of men...must be the straight goggles.
by Malik Soul May 16, 2007
Alright, lemme clear some of this out for you guys. Straight Edge is just a matter of opinion. We are a group of people that would rather go to a hardcore show than get shitfaced at some lame ass club. As far as smoking cigarettes goes, any self-respecting person shouldn't buy them because you're paying to destroy your own lungs. And drugs, well that's the touchy subject. Most of us choose to abstain from drugs because of what they've done in our personal life.
But, before you call us out and say we're queers for out beliefs. Just remember, you're the people that are wasting your time bad-mouthing a group of people on the internet.
(A kid who says he's straight edge and then goes and smokes and drinks is not, I repeat not straight edge. Believe me, we hate those guys just as much as you do.)
But, before you call us out and say we're queers for out beliefs. Just remember, you're the people that are wasting your time bad-mouthing a group of people on the internet.
(A kid who says he's straight edge and then goes and smokes and drinks is not, I repeat not straight edge. Believe me, we hate those guys just as much as you do.)
Person A : Hey man, want a smoke?
Person B : Nah, I'm cool.
Person A : What's up man? You don't drink, you don't smoke, don't do any drugs?
Person B : Nah, I'm Straight Edge.
Person B : Nah, I'm cool.
Person A : What's up man? You don't drink, you don't smoke, don't do any drugs?
Person B : Nah, I'm Straight Edge.
by Ziggyleesam March 18, 2013
Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect
Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt
by Webb 131 March 11, 2021
by Superstraight_phobic March 08, 2021