June 24

Have a shopping spree today it’s June 24th the new national day

Person 1:Hey do you what to go to the mall

Person 2: sure why

Person 1: BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL SHOPPING SPREE DAY! Did you forget it’s June 24th?
Person 2: oh yea but you can pay

by Kate24th March 21, 2023

June

The month that makes seniors want to forget the previous September.

"Math and chemistry is way too hard, thank goodness it's June!"

by LikeXD31 June 25, 2022

Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June

Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"

by zSynergy October 12, 2022

June 25

National collector skibidi gooning day

Yo guys its June 25 aka National collector skibidi gooning day let's goon

by Mothman884 June 23, 2025

June 16

June 16th is national fake bitches day. Post a story in honor of all the weird bitches that came in life and wasted your time.

girl 1: "hey it's june 16. fake bitches day !"
girl 2: "I know. I'm gonna post savanna. You should post emma😹"

by bixesstaymad June 15, 2022

2nd of June

It’s national pop a tit in dm day so u need to tell all your female friends to get the most pictures and win the magic 🏆.

At the end of the day the winner will be selected “???”. More rules coming coon…

Do you know what day is today? “No, what is today”
It’s 2nd of June today is a national pop a tit in dm day!”what no way i need to tell my gf”

Guy with the most pictures win a magic price.

by Jerzan June 1, 2024

June

you're either an immortal, invincible ghost man that got slashed across the bridge of your nose and now have a scar by Matthias Corvinus, King of Hungary, in late 1462 when he had Vlad the Impaler imprisoned OR you're a gamer boy that works in theatre tech.

Jerry: holy shit, is that June?
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay

by M_Okuzim April 21, 2023