When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!
by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019
A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.
"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"
by TheOnionQueen September 08, 2021
When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass
by CavalierConquistador December 13, 2019
When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex
by Gaqq January 29, 2019
by mastergrave February 02, 2023
When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion
by Whales102 March 06, 2015
When do female best friends lay in a scissor formation naked and both simultaneously queef at the same time.
by Blue - Waffles June 25, 2024