Ethan R

An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.

A: I just got served by an Ethan R!

B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!

by Mossy Frog April 8, 2023

Ethan

The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa

Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…

That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit

by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023

Ethan

Cringe

Person 1 - Who's the cringiest person you know-
Person 2 - Ethan

by thepehtyna April 14, 2023

Ethan Cox

Ethan cox is an egotistical scroatum that craves the nic and loves the ganj

oi oi theres ethan cox, no you cant have my poof you scroatum

by Euan Mcgay April 18, 2023

Ethan

Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a loud person who loves to make people laugh. He is always with people and has a crush on a girl almost everyday. His friends tease him but it doesn't bother him because he always fire back. Ethans friends come and go but he will always have younger friends to talk to.

Ethan pulls no girls

by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023