Doing a grant

fat, lazy, doesn't do anything, gets other people to do his work

God, stop doing a grant!

by Abingdon February 15, 2008

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 18, 2018

Doing a jasmine

Being a fucking bitch

Ella was annoying her brother he asked her why are you doing a Jasmine today?

by Jasminge August 03, 2022

doing a michi

killing everyone with shadow monkeys

The moderator was doing a michi on the streamer.

by Pluisje2003 December 29, 2016

doing z

The worst ,Absolutely nothing ,last ,not trying you failed, sleeping 💤

Brah you could be doing better but you doing z

by Kingblac36 June 27, 2020

Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.

Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!

by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020

Doing It For the Bit

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.

Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"

by Coco PEartree October 30, 2023