dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

Dick Mabbutt

The funniest name to give a train. Also called "GB Railfreight" Ngl.

Hey its GB Railfreight! Big brain time. Wait it's Dick Mabbutt?

- SOme guy over there 2022

by The D*** God March 28, 2022

popular dick

When a girl wants to have sex with a guy only because he's popular

P1:"Why did Stacey and Kayden get back together?"

P2:"I guess she loves taking popular dick."

by The Great Kidhead June 8, 2016

dollar dick

When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.

Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"

by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017

dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

by Findarr January 10, 2017

Dick Snorkling

The act of giving a blowjob underwater.

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!

by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011

battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019