Catching the crazy turkey 

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.

Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."

Catching the crazy turkey by Wig Wam December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

Catching the Crazy Turkey by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

Catching the crazy turkey by MasterFast December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by tcamack December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey 

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

catching the crazy turkey by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014

catching the crazy turkey 

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

catching the crazy turkey by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

bat shit crazy fish 

The most manic form of insanity.

Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?

Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*

bat shit crazy fish by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015