The College of New Jersey 

A college, formerly known as Trenton State, located in Mercer County, New Jersey that has changed it's name to the original name of Princeton University while also ripping off Princeton's logo. The faculty and staff will repeatedly refer to TCNJ as one of the top colleges in the nation alongside Princeton, Harvard, Yale, etc... to the point where they are almost as snobby as the people from Princeton. This is to create a false sense of elitism. The faculty is full of a bunch of locals that don't want to leave the area. In reality, TCNJ is community college that has turned into a wanna be Ivy League school.

1. Many of the top Universities, such as Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Cal Tech, and The College of New Jersey only accept the best students.
-any moronic TCNJ professor

2. A 3.0 at Rutgers Unversity means a hell of a lot more than a 4.0 at The College of New Jersey.
-Edward W. Castner Jr. PhD

3. If you refer to The College of New Jersey as Trenton State, the staff will crucify you.

The College of New Jersey by Blee September 28, 2005

Marist College 

Marist College has been known to have rich preppy kids. This is said by those who wish they could be rich and get into a decent educational school. You dont have to be angry that you got rejected! Marist students are cool, have fun and yes they do where polo and do drive suv's because they can afford them. Sorry that some people cant!

"Yea you wish you could be a Marist Student"

Marist College by you wish May 5, 2005

Winstanley College

Winstanley College is a capitalist grade factory fuelled by its elitist ideology. Students function as cogs forced to carry the college’s prestigious reputation. This is established by their stringent, ever increasing entry requirements which are only attainable by the Übermensch. One can predict that in the near future the college will implement its very own Eugenics programme based on Theozoological belief. The institutions main livestock speak the language of Zaazu and comprise of the Performing Tarts, Emo’s, Indies, and Scarecrows, to name but a few.

Mr X: "What do you think of Winstanley College?"
Mr Y: "Shit, shite, and shit!"

Winstanley College by Walter Slingsby April 23, 2008

Wheaton College 

Wheaton College is a quirky, close-knit college community that emphasizes people before ideas. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to bitch about everything, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting.

I attended Wheaton College because I was inspired to do more with my life than just being well educated.

Wheaton College by alumnae/i July 16, 2008

neumann college 

As LBanks has said, i wouldnt attend neumann college unless..
1. You love church and <3 the thought of having a nun for a teacher in almost every class. But as you expirence more and more in neumann, u find ur self with horrible schedules. If you do attend neumann i suggest finding a class with plenty of bitties in it to get through ur horrid day

I graduated from a bigger Highschool then neumann college

neumann college by MikeMalone September 3, 2006

Northside College Prep 

The gayest school in Chicago. A haven for over-priveliged nerds, ignorant of the world outside of the one their mommies will show them. A detriment to society. A school that WILL NOT give their athletes any kind of credit (or a football team), while the entire acadec team gets rimjobs from the adminstration for proving they are the biggest nerds in the country. Fuck the fuck off, NCP, I hope you all fucking choke.

The only good thing to come out of Northside College Prep was me.

Northside College Prep by Big G (you know who I am) November 14, 2004

Martel College 

Ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.

Martel College is the best college at Rice!

Martel just won Beer Run!

Martel College by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004