The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016

First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity

Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.

by Debon5 June 26, 2024

Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Firsting

Activity Celebrating life and self worth on January 1st.

Enjoyed firsting the new year with friends while double firsting champagne.

by Folgersinyourcup January 02, 2019

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

by doctor jeckyll April 28, 2008