anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010

anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.

dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.

Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!

by scooterscs January 11, 2020

Anal Depository

When you take two rolls of quarters, shove ‘em in a condom, and stick it way up her ass. (Lube is not recommended)

Person 1:”Have you tried the Anal depository?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah totally, I made a short term investment!”

by WH262 March 1, 2018

Anal Saliva

Liquids coming out your ass right before diaharia.

I had horrible anal saliva from that mexican food last night!

by Analfacts July 9, 2016

Anal cloth

To formally shove a dirty towel in one's asshole

Dude I toally shoved my anal cloth up there to reach that Lego I left in that big ass.

by Swag fegs May 5, 2015

anal punch

To have or to have had , your shit pushed in !

She like it in her butt , I really anal punched that bitch

by Tenpinner October 1, 2017