Thomas

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

by x j s October 25, 2018

Thomas

Thomas the train is a very short mf who is addicted to vapes and masturbation. He gets a lot of bitches (sadly on omegle as he is short irl)

Thomas is such a midget

by Not_Aleks November 04, 2023

Thomas

DO NOT FRIEND A THOMAS. HES GAY. RUDE. UNLOYAL. UNTRUSTWORTHY. AND AN OVERALL ASSHOLE

"Thomas ruined my life"

by Willybae May 01, 2023

Thomas

THOMAS IS THE MF GOAT THE REST OF YOU ARE PUSSIES

people walk in the hallways and see thomas and say "OMFG THE GOAT IS HERE OMG OMG" and ask thomas this "CAN I TAKE A PIC WITH YOU PLZ IS FOR INSTA" everyone knows thomas is the goat and the rest of you are pussies

by yodatz.TK June 02, 2022

Thomas

has had enough of this narcissistic name-description bollocks.

This posting on Instagram stories is making Thomas violently angry.

by padsDarcey November 23, 2021

Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Thomas

Thomas. Thomas is a very smart, humble, athletic and psycho friend. He is sure to light up any room as soon as he walks in and will make everyone smile. Everyone wants to be friends with Thomas though Thomas is a very selective friend. He loves travelling and seeing new things. He has great qualities as a boyfriend and is a loving husband. His dream would be to travel the world and see everything it has to offer. Thomas overall is a friend forever.

Esther: Hey Thomas would would you like to do today?
Thomas: well let’s go out and see what’s there!

by ThomasKaj September 12, 2021