Holiday Douche

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.

Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.

by threelunches May 26, 2020

douche canoe

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

by large barges July 14, 2020

Douche Detox

The act of detoxing after a toxic relationship or situationship. Consists of deleting their number, deleting them off socials, and actively choosing not to look up what they’re doing until you are completely over them.

I found out Jack was talking to other girls so now I need to douche detox!

by OGLoc99 September 11, 2020

snoot douche

A neti pot or Nävage; nasal irrigation system

You sound so congested. Why don't you go give yourself a snoot douche?

by CookieNazi October 30, 2020

Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017

douche manoeuvre

The actions of a complete arsehole.

He did an upper decker for no reason, what a douche manoeuvre.

by Dr Womble September 13, 2017

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017