bus lore

those jaw dropping conversations you have with your mates on the bus.

these conversations involve finding out about the most traumatic and crazy events of their life

"that bus lore went hard. I didnt know your house burnt down last night!"

by yippitydoo December 15, 2023

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 28, 2017

STUCK-U-BUS

complaining about being stuck in a relationship where they are not mutually interested in each other for whatever reason, mostly over gossip

my stuck-u-bus wouldnt let me touch them again! i feel so put off!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 08, 2019

bus wreck

A piece of a twinkie stuck in a nutella jar

Man that bus wreck was hilarious

by Gg kush masta November 24, 2016

bus sauce

the stank on a bus (i.e. tobacco spit, pee, chair sweat, vom, and other bodily fluids)

Damn this bus has major bus sauce.

by coleenthebeast September 17, 2017

russian party bus

The act of storing large amounts of vodka on a bus and driving cross country with a minimum of 5 people

"Dude u wanna do a Russian party bus"
"Hell no I'm not badass enough for that"

by Jan key party boi March 24, 2015

Bye Bye Bus

The Bye Bye Bus is a bendy bus with 3 carriages. Each one hosting a different class. The very back of the bus is where all the slaves and kidnapped people are going to 'The Lake' which is a giant body of water where all the salves are chucked in with chains around them... The Lake is surrounded by barbed wire and bindis in the grass. The middle carriage is host to all the men and women who are invited to the broffel (Brothel). This is the premium carriage. All these men and women cosnent to going to the Broffel and this is a large building where it is solely for the purpose of prositution for free. The two carriages; Last and Middle can be classified into an analogy, first class and economy (airlines). The first carriage is where the driver and all the Bye Bye Bus employees sit and party. In this carriage is a spa, food, drinks and a buffet. Any customers of the Bye Bye Bus (anyone in the second or last carriage) who have children will be separated from their kids and the kids are thrown into the underside of the bus (where the luggage goes) then they are mushed into soup which is poured into 'The Lake'.

Oh so you took my lipstick... you whore... you're going on the Bye Bye Bus... you're going to The Lake!

Oh I get to go to the Broffel today... I am getting the Bye Bye Bus tonight!

Bill: Where did Julie and her son Max go?
Sarah: Oh they went on the Bye Bye Bus to The Lake...

by Petrol Sniffers December 03, 2020