An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

Break wide

Break Wide - To run and separate from a person or a group.

"We were all sitting on the bleachers and when Coach Sims walked in looking for Jake, causing him to 'break wide' and leave the entire gym."

by Saints_007 January 27, 2022

breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024

Break The Milk

Breaking the leftover semen on the end of your penis after intercourse/masturbation with pee.

“Well done baby, I’m just going to go break the milk.”

by BathTimeCalculator August 20, 2021

5th Wall Breaking

When a character in a movie, show, or other media says something along the lines of "You think this is a movie? Well, it's not.", saying they aren't in a movie when they really are.

"Your life isn't a movie, James.", Is a good example of 5th wall breaking, said the teacher

by SlipperyButterBoi July 28, 2023

Russian break-in

When you dominate your sexual partner

Girl:i wanna be dominated
Guy: Russian break-in

by ThatOneSusFriend December 5, 2022