dick rider

Dick rider to hate on someone else

Yailin alwasys being a Dick rider to hate on someone else

by PrivateNoteBook December 12, 2023

D.r.t. (Dick riding twins)

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy

"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"

by Literallynoideadude September 22, 2023

dick

breakfast , lunch , and dinner

delicous horse cock (dick)

by i suck horse cock June 10, 2020

Petri Dick

A he-whore with diseased cock from sleeping around.

Neither your place NOR mine, Petri Dick.

by AmadeuS469 December 6, 2025

Moby Dick

It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from

Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book

Person 2: Yeah it was a great book

by DeeJayyXz July 3, 2022

Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019