wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

i like my cheese drippy bruh

The act of Logan Paul saying: "I like my cheese drippy bruh" upon comparing Lunchly's so called "drippy cheese" to that of Lunchable's so called "sticky cheese"

"Come in close and look at the queso cheese in Lunchly, versus whatever that is. Drip versus stick. I like my cheese drippy bruh."

by SkibidiRizzChiz November 26, 2024

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017

Knocking my beef around

The act of male masturbation

"Get out, I'm knocking my beef around!"

by D.A.44 June 21, 2024

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024