bombo-ass

When the rear end of a lady is so large that it might be considered dangerous.

Damn that's some bombo-ass fr, I dont think I can handle all that.

by Bombo man January 7, 2025

Starbucks Ass

A female that wears leggings to make her ass look bigger

She got a starbucks ass

by DLest June 17, 2018

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

by Douche god March 19, 2016

Bitch ass syndrome

When a nigga stupid or tripping over some stupid shit

When sedrick was mad about a post: he has bitch ass syndrome

by ThêReâl1 October 8, 2020

Head Ass

Someone's who's got their head up their ass. A person that is out there to the point of being frivolous. Believes in nonsensical things and could either be very intelligent or very insane.

So I've been blitzing my third eye chakra with this fresh ashwagandha juice, and ever since then, I've been seeing elves that tell me the meaning of life is ashwagandha. I was shocked and then my tarot cards and crystals started shaking, and that's how I knew peace and togetherness were all we needed to stop the world's suffering.

"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.

He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "

by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 June 7, 2022

touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025

Ass Apology

A kind of apology that makes you wanna slap you friend across the face. They take this apology so sarcastically, they sound like an ass when they say it.

Karen is such an ass, she gave her boyfriend Justice an ASS APOLOGY.

by Bombshells hair salon bitch March 8, 2015