swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

by Zdybs December 2, 2023

Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025

rick my balls

A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.

Rick my balls, bitch.

Shut up and rick my balls.

The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.

by GHL Champion December 6, 2013

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

Live my Last

An underrated band that had its lead singer unfortunately pass away. Wonderful music tho

Live my Last is a totally awesome band that you should try out

by Liberate Hong Kong January 2, 2021

That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011