flavored dick

During oral sex a dude will take a huge fat vape cloud, blowing on the dudes dick which then flavors it as something else.

Bro, she gace me flavored dick so hard.

by Swiis April 19, 2018

Squash Dicks

When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.

Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.

by Trying to be quiet in my corne May 20, 2023

dynanium dick

The cross between cryptonight and a dick.

AKA Superman's weakness

Supeman came to the rescue so I pulled out my dynanium dick

by Pronopbsquad March 13, 2020

Dick

Dick

Dick

by Zizoman123 October 12, 2021

dean dick

A man private part that has red line on head penis, spew red sauce and smell like cheese and laxitive, similar to dirty dick or stinky spunk

Shane - Hi Jenny you wanna fuck

Jenny - Hell no you have Dean Dick

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh shit, mommaaa i have a red line on my fuckin dick
Mom - Honey you have Dean Dick, i told you stop fuckin them old bitches

by Keivon Moesley December 7, 2018

Yeast dick

When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested

Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick

by Phaggotwithahardr September 12, 2017