Fuck-Tard

/fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)

noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards

Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.

Me: "Eugene is such a Fuck-Tard!"
Eugene: "Yeet!"

by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019

Fucking peon

A cheap ass pussy ass petty fuck that resides in the vallys of east dearborn michigan that only drinks clearly Canadian

Relax you fucking peon

by Abuali127277282828 July 14, 2019

Needle Fuck

v. Inserting needle to someone’s penis and enjoying it (optional)

- Yo mike how was your day

- Nothin’ big but i finally got needle fucked
- Let’s go dude, who fucked you, was it Emma
- Umm, it was Richard
- I guess... it’s not gay if he only needle fucked you
- Yea, just needle fuck, nothing more

by SantaBay July 16, 2019

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

What the fuck

Ainsley

Fitz: What the fuck Ainsley

by Nani21odbdheiz July 17, 2019

Future-fucking-istic

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic

That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic

by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019

Fuck Dyke

the lesbo version of a fuck boy. generally is quite butch, and has some weird way of hoodwinking girls.

Most are ex soccer players.

Example: Hayley Kiyoko (even though we don’t want to accept that).

P1) how was your date with zoë
P2) idk, she backed out last minute, as usual. she’s kind of a Fuck Dyke

by ruocaled July 24, 2019