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Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.
Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.
by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025
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dick buzzard

Bitches and hoes that wait around for ones women to leave her current dick to swoop on and become a cum guzzler... Or try....
Tiffany brink was the biggest Dick Buzzard even though she thinks she is a lesbian.
by The one 1981 November 19, 2017
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
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Dick dial

When one is wearing a wet bathing suit and your phone is laying on your lap and your penis suddenly gets the urge to dial your buddy Kyle.
“Hey, my bad bro. That was a dick dial.”

It’s all good man. It happens to me all the time.”
by Sandman1996 July 23, 2022
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Zen-Dick

Peaceful ,relaxing and stress free penis receiving this type of penis don’t allow you to get upset
He gives me Zen-Dick everytime I get overly stressed out
by 🌞Shyne September 30, 2021
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Tip dicking

When two males have raging hardons and are in sync with eachother that they start thinking the same. In bed their touching tips.
Man, Lucino and David keep sending the same meme at the same time!

Bro they’re probably tip dicking
by ElTitotote August 23, 2021
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Jealous Dick

Dick so good it makes a bitch jealous you fucked other bitches. Making a bitch dick whipped

Referred to as JD
James made me cum ten times, he has JD

Rico gave me jealous dick last night
by No.Davi October 13, 2021
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